Tales of Monkey Island: Chapter 1

First, Be sure you have the bombs you find in the jungle. If you don't have them go into the jungle and wonder a bit, you will find them.
Second, talk to the captain to start the story.
Third, try to walk up the greased plank. you will slip spreading grease onto the deck.
Fourth, climb up the anchor chain, the captain will throw hot coals on you igniting the grease now on the deck.
Fifth, light one of the bombs you get wondering in the jungle. (leave one in your pocket, you don't get hurt & it's funny)
Sixth, place bomb in the underpants.
Last, click on the clothes line, not the crank, to try and pull your self up. The captain will use the crank to roll you back down thereby bringing the bomb to him blowing him off the ship.
You can also do any of these out of order to watch the hilarity. Try throwing an unlit bomb at the captain. you wont run out.

First, go to the ship. On the clothes line you will find a pair of the captains socks. Click on them to get the member card.
Second, go to the bar & knock.
Last, sit back and watch the hilarity ensue.

first, talk to Doro, the guy with all the "dolls" in the forest, he will give you the map.
second, follow the map by following the sounds it represents. So when it shows a picture of a pig, you listen at edge of one of the paths for the pig sound. You will find an empty hole.
Third, go back to Doro. Click on the "Hey look..." option and quickly when he turns his back click on his dolls.
Fourth, dip the doll in the ink barrel by the printers, and give it the toy sword you find on the ground after the bar fight.
fifth, go back to the hole and bury it.
Last, go to Doro w/the map & click it on him.